Not to mention low-level spells that improve with level up, like Armour of Faith. (View Post)

Why is it love between an owl and a bear and not a completely separate species that bridges the divide between mammal and bird? If a Platypus can not be the bastard offspring of a beaver and a duck, … (View Post)

"Please, don't interrupt me when I'm plotting to overthrow you." - Edwin rare selection line. I'm also really fond of Sarevok's "You are indeed family." (View Post)

At least now you can enjoy it! :D (View Post)

Dragonturtles kinda makes more logical sense to me, since they're both reptilian. And honestly, I thought owlbears were kinda snazzy. Possibly beaten only by a wereowlbear. (View Post)