Did you *actually* know that if you kill Quallo's friend with the sword Lilarcor +3, then the sword will release the ghost of Lawrence Lilarcor from his binding, and become a mundane two-handed sword… (View Post)

After carelessly exploring a bunch of Nether Regions, you're all-too-likely to have the Nether Scrolls ... but fortunately, they have a pill for that now. (View Post)

*Gasp* ... you mean ... you mean that ... that by trying to help you through this, we're actually encouraging you (eventually) to stop playing BG? I'm shocked speechless! And out of loyalty to the gr… (View Post)

"Restartitis: a nervous affliction characterised by short attention span, reserved emotional engagement, and agitated disaffection with any process manifesting the slightest flaw. Try a combinat… (View Post)

@semiticgod - Quallo's friend, the Carrion Crawler. (View Post)