It needs to be done! By my calculations, if the pea menace isn't contained, and soon then..... (View Post)

Beautiful! You brought a tear to my eye! Oh wait.... That was just your onion juice! No fair! Chemical warfare is against the rules!!! (View Post)

It finally came out? Man I waited so many years for that, that in the end I kind of just gave up hope and forgot all about it. Now you have filled me with 'a new hope', er sorry that wasn't very punn… (View Post)

I'm afraid that the noble banana, as heroic is he (or she!) is, just doesn't have sufficient endurance to see the quest to Fruitition. The slightest nick or graze during battle and he would turn blac… (View Post)

I'm afraid I don't like the look of your troops, I think its time to bring out the big guns! (View Post)