Oh wait, the exact line is "Let me ENJOY the sugar upon your lips", which I suppose could translate to "Let me enjoy the sight of you eating cookies," but only if you kind of unfo… (View Post)

So the joke is that Anomen (sort of) asks Neera to give him some sugar and she literally gives him a bag of sugar? Except then they mangle the delivery with all this talk about baking, which has noth… (View Post)

I personally would rather read more modern-ish dialogue done well than such florid verbosity the likes of which I am subjected to by yon planeswalking bardsman Haer'dalis, which does in truth fill me… (View Post)

My point is that you can't do a "take the metaphor literally" joke where you just invent something vaguely related to the metaphor and pretend that's what they meant. That'd be like if I sa… (View Post)

The original BG cast fell victim to purple prose sometimes, and I think some of Beamdog's writers tried to avoid that. Problem is, they went too far in the other direction, because this? BORING. It r… (View Post)