Because he's a freaking crybaby. I always imagined him as some sort of Legolas, if you get what I mean... (View Post)

...and therefore, a witch! (View Post)

I allow Charname to choose their allies. Believe me, funny things happen when you let a squirrel decide who to team up with. (View Post)

Uh, backstabbing is indeed not the most fortunate word here... Imagine somebody sneaks up on you and then all of a sudden bashes you on the back of your head with one very big heavy stick (meaning a … (View Post)

Just flail things with a moose. (View Post)