That's fairly easy, actually. One simply cuts off and weighs the foot of the halfling; if it's light, then it's a Lightfoot, otherwise it's not. Alternatively, one may rip the bugger's chest open and… (View Post)

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I'm not sure but I think I recall Ao mentioned something about a Mystra sleping with an @elminster. So, obviously, she's had worse. (View Post)

Like a Turnip Peddler simulator, with Jan Jansen as the protagonist's spiritual guide. (View Post)

Actually, I recently received an unsolicited confession from someone who overheard some people talking about someone whom they heard mentioning somebody who supposedly may or may not know some bloke … (View Post)