25. You find yourself stored away in a large glass canister filled with a gooey substance, having the worst hangover (or is it?) ever and shortly your eyes catch sight of two Illithid cooks sharpenin… (View Post)

Turn one of your party members, preferably Charname, into a squirrel permanently. Much fun, believe me. (View Post)

I'm sure there are a few mathematicians who could quite precisely calculate my age but, personally, I don't give a damn. I'm theoretically ageless, anyway. (View Post)

The only thing that makes me related to Chaos is that I'm in no way related to it, myself being the very force that keeps things in a neat disorder, and Evil as such does not exist. People commonly t… (View Post)

16) You wake up looking like Kevin Costner with gills behind ears and feel a sudden urge to find a child with a map tattooed on it. The section in italic is optional but should award a bonus to anima… (View Post)