Unfortunately, these events would lead to the eradication of all humanoids, and [more-intelligent-than-usual] Wyverns would take over the universe! (View Post)

Unfortunately, @Elminster was confused for @Elminister by El Minster, the galactic super evil wizard wrestler whom looks to destroy @Elminister because of previous nondescript events! (View Post)

Fortunately, the glorious nutcracker god became offended by how Wannabe treated his people, and crushed him with an even bigger nutcracker. That's because it isn't a .gif, it's a .webm. It's a relati… (View Post)

Unfortunately, this research also will lead to the demolition of all :cookie:s in the multiverse! (View Post)

Unfortunately, the mummified shark's family sued @Anduin for the death of their son, and @deltago was the prosecutor! (View Post)