And there they made a solemn oath on poor John Barleycorn They've hired men with their crabtree sticks to cut him skin from bone And the miller he has served him worse than that For he's ground him b… (View Post)

Clearly, the Alfredo nachos are the civilized choice here. You bacon cheddar jack people probably play 4th edition or something. (View Post)

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He would also hold his farts, and pretend that hers smelled like cotton candy. (View Post)

And it should be said, in closing - leave it to a bunch of gamers to take an entirely stupid thread and turn it into a many faceted, deeply intelligent conversation. Hopeless geeks, all of you. My ki… (View Post)