Unsure if this is a euphemism or not, but I hope it is. I'd eat at his All-You-Can-Eat-Souffle restaurant. :P Would I Date: Portalbendarwinder Haha, no. I feel bad for the guy, but he comes across as… (View Post)

Ah, yes, of course. I dunno, though, I still think it implies something more substantial than "mind controlled by a random yuan-ti mage." It seems pretty likely that it was supposed to be t… (View Post)

So, for clarification of what spells we're talking about, I think I found a guide that shows us, at least for mages. I don't actually see this explained anywhere, but as far as I can tell, spells in … (View Post)

Would I Date: Jan Jansen Not a chance. For one thing, he's like twice my age-equivalent. For another, I don't like turnips or long, meandering stories with no rhyme or reason. He's funny for a bit, s… (View Post)

@Grum, I am now imagining the adventures of Charname, the world's least competent undead hunter, who goes around poisoning zombies, shooting skeletons with arrows, and not staking vampires. (View Post)