Isn't the entire idea of the Vampire Lord that you have to be enslaved to another vampire and then break free? That seems like a pretty big potential downside. I can really easily imagine some over-a… (View Post)

I'm sorry, but elves are waaaaay to arrogant to ever accept that they truly need your help. They believe they hold all the cards, which means you have nothing they really want, and they're both willi… (View Post)

Look, it's like this: basically all the options have downsides. Demons can possess/manipulate you, djinn can twist your wish, becoming a vampire means you need to feed constantly (a real bother when … (View Post)

Wait, @wubble, I though Pastafarians ended prayers with "Ramen". Although I can see using "Arrrrmen", what with pirates being sacred and all. (View Post)

Yeeeeesss Doomguides are awesome. :3 Now, if I were you, I'd try and put yourself in the shoes of the character. Why are they lawful? They certainly didn't just get up one day and say "I'm gonna… (View Post)