Wait, what? What is this? Who's the old-timer in the visor and white shirt and suspenders? Is there a back-room bean counter character class I never heard of? (View Post)

"You are . . . amusing . . . in a what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you kind of way." Jaheira to Xzar (View Post)

When I was five, I had this idea that when I grew up I'd just automatically become pregnant, like how a plant just grows fruit eventually, I guess. (Don't laugh!) But I really didn't want to have kid… (View Post)

"While I abhor unnecessary violence, perhaps I can make an exception in this case." Rasaad in BG1, to that would-be Dark Moon Monk in the Blade and Stars (don't wanna give away too much her… (View Post)

I liked the father of that kid who got killed for nosing around the Bitch Queen's Temple. He got his son brought back to life . . . then chewed him out for being so damn stupid. (View Post)