I found a very likeable one: one of the merchants in Trademeet calls out, "If your parents don't buy you a pointy stick, they don't love you!" (View Post)

Wand of lightning bolts. Indoors. Every time. (View Post)

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Montaron: "Go suck your blade." Okay, I'll just sit here and do that while you go on a naked gibberling hunt. Have fun! (View Post)

I was a bard, believe it or not. Knew nothing about the game or D and D. My husband was all, "Bard? Bards are useless! Whaddaya wanna be a bard for?" So I was a bard, and it was difficult, … (View Post)