Well when you check into the hotel, you can tell the bellhop or receptionist that you have a hotel as clean as an elven arse. They don't have to know you don't have a hotel. (View Post)

I have a Mac to avoid using Windows. (View Post)

They would have the typical sports enjoyed by all medieval people. Probably jousting tournaments and the like. Or maybe Halfling\Gnome\Dwarf toss. (View Post)

Algernon... though I'm most disappointed to realise I've ben spelling his name wrong as Algeron which was where treaty was signed forbidding the Federation from using\developing cloaking technology. (View Post)

I was kind of expecting a Bhaalspawn with three buttocks. (View Post)