I was kind of the same way when a bolt of lightning fried a few ogres I was fighting. It wasn't the whole "oh cool, they just got smote," it was "Gods blast it, that was MY XP you just… (View Post)

So it's not that elves are stealing dwarven thunder by growing beards, but by actually STEALING the epic beards previously grown by a dwarf! The thieves! (View Post)

A pity in this edition we couldn't have Chaotic Evil Jesters. We all know exactly what character we'd make if we were allowed that combination. (View Post)

Hehehe... the line that leads to that remains my favorite line in the entire game. (View Post)

...Mental note, weaponize headbutts to the groin on my halfling character at my PnP games. (View Post)