There's also (3) mankind's stupidity (4) deities throwing tantrums all.the.time (5) the Tarrasque (6) annual mass extinction events engineeered by cranky wizards of some coasts (7) someone, somewhere… (View Post)

It just won’t feel like Christmas without... me using Edwin to cast Silence on each and every child within earshot. Pure bliss. (View Post)

A panda wearing clothing made out of its own fur? How eco-friendly. (View Post)

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Depends after how many drinks said vendor had before the transaction. Anything goes with head roleplaying. Works like a charm in real life too, true story. :P (View Post)