Ugh, the mere fact that Minsc doesn't seem to possess armpit hair drops his manliness to under -9000. Wake me up when they released something interesting. (View Post)

Aw, no dwarven monk? It's about time someone is EEKeepering another Grimgnaw. (View Post)

Other criminals, most likely. None of them would exactly like it if some lunatic scion of murder walks right into their territory, destroys their hard work of bribing every single cop in town and fin… (View Post)

I feel that my country currently tastes like warm mustard. (View Post)

How about the deity of Laziness? Last time I checked the position was still open. (View Post)