On my endless travels, I lodged in countless inns and visited numberless bars. But none of them were fit to hold even a candle against the Smoldering Corpse Bar. (View Post)

I wanted infravision like the elves, so I plugged their eyes out and equipped my party members with them! Tis' a nice trick I learned from some planar zombie dude in Sigil. (View Post)

- Schlumpsha the Sewer King: Probably the most enigmatic, charismatic and well-spoken ooze known to man. And his abilities of soothsaying is legendary too. It's just plainly incomprehensible to *not*… (View Post)

Their lack of fiendish mounts is... disturing. (View Post)

It usually helps to shapeshift into a Mindflayer and then sucking his brain out. Or you could just overwrite C6harp.bcs with a blank .txt file to remove Harpell's scripted immortality from him. (View Post)