In other news, Baldur's Gate III will now finally be released in 2034 as one of the first virtual reality rpgs made on Mars. (View Post)

I believe in Talos, god of heavy metal! May he strike me down if I don't speak the tru- *zap* @Kamigoroshi suffers over 9000 damage from a lone lightning. (View Post)

My biggest complains are that BG1 Faldorn and BG1 Xzar have sadly almost nothing in common anymore with their BG2 counterparts. That, and they ceased to be joinable. My love... I miss thee, Faldorn. … (View Post)

Pfeh, everyone should know that the oozes are the top of the food chain in the Forgotten Realms. No flying lizard shall stand against the slithering, slimy might of Ghaunadaur's children! (View Post)

"It's a me, Mario!" Oh wait, that's from the wrong game. "Heya, it's me Imoen!" Yeah, that's better. (View Post)