Or even better: quadruple into an Alienist! Not only would he loose even more Wisdom (and becoming insane like a Derro, but that's besides the point), his faithful cow animal companion would become a… (View Post)

I'd eat the insides of that Pit-Fiend, start to multiply within his stomach (like every ooze with at least a copper to its name) and sing country songs. But maybe that's just me. (View Post)

Life Lesson No.1: Birds are FOUL! Life Lesson No.2: Randomly killing peasants will summon lots of angry people in uniform, seemly out of nowhere. Life Lesson No.3: Other than their characters, player… (View Post)

Confession: I have never cured the cow in Candlekeep, ever. Confession: I have never done a Good aligned playthrough in BG1 nor BG:EE. Confession: I have never done a no-reload game. Confession: I ha… (View Post)

He should take the poisoned cow as his animal companion. And as his mount. And as his musical instrument. (View Post)