http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgPBsEkWHCs Free bananas for all! (View Post)

I wonder... Would a moob window distract an opponent of either gender? Or would they need to roll a saving throw vs. nausea? (View Post)

That's one horny, little hamster. (O_o") No matter... watching sea butterflies makes it all better. And here's one in action! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddj_ELP62DY (View Post)

Well, that's to expected. Any woman would die of boredom if the partner shoots first. (View Post)

I wanted infravision like the elves, so I plugged their eyes out and equipped my party members with them! Tis' a nice trick I learned from some planar zombie dude in Sigil. (View Post)