Fallen Paladin: the only Paladin that faced reality and pulled out the classy stick out of their arse. Least I want is freezing to death within the depths of Icewind Dale while listening to sermons. … (View Post)

Nothing good, I can assure you. :p (View Post)

^ I wonder how many pillows they monthly sacrifice to those horns. Or are perhaps their beds enchanted with an piercing damage reduction of at least 75%? Hm... (View Post)

Sentai Syndrome Lots of hot blooded wannabe heroes clad in every colour of the rainbow. But the only female team member is damned to wear pink. Always. And their themes... *ugh*... we saw fruit knigh… (View Post)

Objection! Calling the kobold Nikeed would be more in the spirit of Baldur's Gate. This post was sponsored by Koveras. (View Post)