That's clearly a flasher with a bad case of alopecia, running away from the scene of crime! Her clothes aren't nearly as disturbing as her amulet. The mere thought of binding a living rat on a rope a… (View Post)

Technically, a real life "longword" refers to any sword that isn't a shortsword (very simplified, but true). As such the majory of longswords can indeed be wielded as both a single handed w… (View Post)

I'd eat the insides of that Pit-Fiend, start to multiply within his stomach (like every ooze with at least a copper to its name) and sing country songs. But maybe that's just me. (View Post)

He should take the poisoned cow as his animal companion. And as his mount. And as his musical instrument. (View Post)

Edwin is the better woman. All Neera has to her name are flying cows. (View Post)