Nah. At best, yellow dessert bananas are casual Rock 'n' Rollers. But cooking plantain... they are true metal heads from one end to the other. And hard boiled as hell. (View Post)

Nothing bests a bulwark made out of sturdy cube-shaped watermelons. (View Post)

Though we don't have Muls in the Forgotten Realms. Instead we've got something much more interesting: the half-human, half-dwarf hybrid race known as Derro. And they are so much more adorable than bo… (View Post)

"Nice Beard!" (View Post)

@BelgarathMTH Eh, maybe it's better for you stick with Aslan Nobanion rather than Sharess then. Should be more fitting for those fantatic warrior classes too. Cat fleas not withstanding, I mean. Also… (View Post)