Ugh, the mere fact that Minsc doesn't seem to possess armpit hair drops his manliness to under -9000. Wake me up when they released something interesting. (View Post)

Woe is me! I live a lone existence here as the sole half-orc lover on these parts of Abeir-Toril. ( ;_; ) (View Post)

The taproot share holders of Amn sold all of their stock in a hurry... fundamentally slaughtered the equity market of bio turnips in the process and left poor ol' Jan copperless. (View Post)

If only I could choose Ooze Mephits as familiar... Damnit! Anyway, out of the remainder I like that Quasit the most. Gotta love its adorable personality: just like a small, green, winged Mini-Me! (View Post)

Yeah, but its just not the same as a true ooze mephit. :'( (View Post)