Bathing Cap +5: Headbutts do 2d12 bludgeon damage when the bathing cap is worn by bald, middle-aged elves. There's also a chance of stunning the opponent for 1d8 rounds, depending on the visage of it… (View Post)

The one, real issue I have with the children in the Baldur's Gate saga is that *all* of them are humans. I mean... where are the little Xvarts that happily play with Ursa the Cavebear? Or the teenage… (View Post)

The lack of lawful and chaotic dialogue choices are really frustrating. The game more or less forces one to choose either lolful good, apathetic neutral, or chaotic stupid sentences. A bit more varie… (View Post)

I disagree. Rangers are generally biggots with the worst case of racial hatred in all of Faerûn. Otherwise they wouldn't have the Racial Enemy ability in the first place. Also, attacking and slaughte… (View Post)

Somehow, this sentence reminds me of a certain song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4 To be fair, most mummies don't have a pelvis anymore, let alone a nether region. But it could be worse.… (View Post)