As in she looks like my Aunt Petunia's magical masseuse's cousin's mother, whom was called Robinson, if I'm not mistaken. I remember being a young lad frolicking about out and about the turnip garden… (View Post)

This FAQ by Dan Simpson lists all the stores and their respective stocks, including prices. It also lists all gems in the game and how much you can sell them for. The most expensive individual items … (View Post)

Worst part is, he COULD actually say that. 119. Jan: "No further comment." (View Post)

The whole HP abstraction also prevents the "trapping a giant by its foot and stab him in the thumb with a dagger repeatedly until he runs out of HPs and dies." Yeah, I've seen this. (View Post)

I can imagine a conversation like this when the devs were initially playtesting the game: - Man, I got such a lucky roll for my Fighter. But this exceptional strength is rubbish. - Wouldn't it be coo… (View Post)