But she's not stronger than all of us combined! ...that would take Dorn. (View Post)

I decided at one point that marbles are d1's. After that I started carrying a few marbles in my dice bag, so I suppose I haven't completely lost my marbles yet. (View Post)

OK, I took a look at it. Clara should be simple if anyone was to make her, more down-to-earth and less heroic. If she has any appeal, it should be because she's an average girl from a humble backgrou… (View Post)

Is that blood you're using for ink? (View Post)

It slices, it dices, it juliennes turnips! Watch as the JansenMatic turns this turnip patch into a healthy, delicious shake! The kids love it, and it gives you dog a healthy shiny coat! Don't wait, o… (View Post)