My guess is that it is a gateway to the elemental plane of candy, and since CHARNAME is presumably diabetic, they can't even step there over fear of dying of high blood sugar levels. And yes, the ele… (View Post)

That wasn't a lich - it was a stripper who had fallen too far in her addiction to meth. (View Post)

A wondrous ladies bathroom. With a stripper factory inside. And a beer volcano. (View Post)

Turn undead. Nothing beats killing vampires and liches as soon as you see them. (View Post)

They don't leave. They just won't stop pestering you about it. And somehow, that makes it so much worse. (View Post)