Well, due to the fact that I lived in a dorm and currently live in a tiny apartment, I cannot have pets, however I have my plushies to keep me company - unfortunately I do not have a camera to pictur… (View Post)

I think the position for deity of Linguistics, Magisterium and Mansex is also open. Okay, here go I: I, Loub Pohl Blacklake* hereby declare myself, under the wing of the Goddess Sûne Firehair, to be … (View Post)

I'm pretty sure you could travel to sigil and sell it to Vrischika - she has a very ingenious use for this sort of creature. Although given that a bottle of baby oil is made out of about a thousand m… (View Post)

I would have kept the baby in my grid inventory to later transmogrify it into something actually useful once I reached the underdark. What? Why are you looking at me that way? (View Post)

Well, I, for one, due to my gypsy heritage, am utterly incapable of growing a full beard and forever will be, judging from my own grandfather. For the record, this is what I look like after 2 months … (View Post)