The videos that make me happy are far too inappropriate for this forum, unfortunately. (View Post)

It is not, as far as I am aware - very likely this was a troll post borne from someone who confused may 1st with april 1st - it is only available in a very buggy state for Android users or in a more … (View Post)

It's pretty obvious - it is mentioned on multiple houses using the same seed that it leads to a closet, which is presumably where he hides his porn stash, which is why you can't enter it - the doors … (View Post)

That wasn't a lich - it was a stripper who had fallen too far in her addiction to meth. (View Post)

My guess is that it is a gateway to the elemental plane of candy, and since CHARNAME is presumably diabetic, they can't even step there over fear of dying of high blood sugar levels. And yes, the ele… (View Post)