The party heads into the deeper woods before hearing a sound that filled them with dread, or that would fill them with dread did it not sound so effeminate "Me crush you, crush you to goo!"… (View Post)

Wait, really? This isn't a joke post? Try Best Buy and Wal Mart again. Then read up on the distribution of the game and find out that its only available for download through Beamdog. No physcial copi… (View Post)

Abdel thinks to himself, given his reload and character recreation "I should probably skip katanas for now and go with the more practical dagger as proficiency" (View Post)

Abdel walks inside, intending to purchase a pair of katanas, of which he put two stars into at character creation. (View Post)

He says to himself "Well, maybe I can raise the money by doing some odd jobs around the keep. That old dude over there looks like he needs some help." (View Post)