I laughed out loud for about twenty minutes at that post. The old codger's 'pissant town' quote should be changed to 'fingerlickin' good.' Poor Melicamp! (View Post)

Hill Dwarf, but the Half-Orc comes a close second. I just love blunt, tell-it-how-it-is type races with no airs or graces! (View Post)

Very cool! (View Post)

Haha yes, and the guard to the right of him that says his missus is complaining because the stress of the iron crisis is taking 'the starch out of his maypole.' I laugh every time. (View Post)

Have you seen a magpie up close? Those beady eyes can bore into your soul. You're practically asking for Armageddon. (View Post)