The ship that takes you to Balduran's Island is called Shippy McShipface. The whole "Boaty McBoatface" campaign was a shameless rip-off! (View Post)

Aldeth Sashenstar logic: Gives you a Bastard Sword +1, +3 against Shapeshifters AFTER you have fought all the doppelgangers in his trading house. Goldander Blackenrock logic: As a reward for defeatin… (View Post)

Squirrel droppings? (View Post)

Who makes the worst father of the Realms? Here is a quick rundown of my candidates: Cernd: After getting his wife pregnant, but before he learns this (yeah right!), he runs off to serve nature. When … (View Post)

In Danish, the word "Uskyldig" can mean both "Innocent" and "Virgin", so I guess Beregost courtesans are less ... ahem, "experienced" than I thought. :mrgreen: (View Post)