As the Martians themselves put it: (View Post)

Well, one of your kin plotted to blow up the Earth because it obscured his view of Venus! If it hadn't been for that harebrained rabbit, we wouldn't even have been here today! And then there was that… (View Post)

That's because the law in Greenland requires you to have a license to drive a reindeer sleigh - even a flying one. The reason Santa is acting as a god in the Forgotten Realms is that he is on the run… (View Post)

I hope she has a girdle of giant strength too, or she will be encumbered with her strength of 9. :wink: (View Post)

Tim Goldenhand, of Bondari's company? (View Post)