"I have a tomato with your name on it". "Greetings. My name is Edwin Odesseiron, but you simians may referr to me as *tomato*, if you prefer a more, vegetable-intensive workout". … (View Post)

Old Man: Ho there wanderer, stay thy course to indulge an old man... CHARNAME: Oh, thank the Gods you’re here! Gorion sent you, right? He was just chopped down like a chicken IN FRONT OF MY EYES! And… (View Post)

142. When you order a beer and pretend the bartender tells you the latest town gossips. 143. When you consider Imoen, Minsc, Yoshimo and all the others to really be your friends, not just pixels and … (View Post)

116. When you refer to your backpack as your Bag of Holding (I recently bought a Bag of Holding backpack to my brother for his doctorate graduation). 117. When your kids start yelling, you try to cas… (View Post)

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