'Good' aligned characters are actually worse killers than 'Neutrals'. Good aligned characters have a grudge with any other character of evil alignment, and will want to kill them even if they've done… (View Post)

I peed inside my pantaloons. And that's why the pantaloons that you were asked to wash but never did were golden. (View Post)

I see mention of Drizzt, which made me think that Drizzt isn't a monster, but you are if you kill him. Therefore the monster with the lowest AC in the game would be me with -15 :p (View Post)

Omlette au fromage! Omlette au fromage! OMLETTE AU FROMAGE!!!! (View Post)

Golems might be easy to hit, but the metalic ones have a lot of damage reduction. Golem favored enemy adds 4 damage that bypasses their DR if you hit them (View Post)