I peed inside my pantaloons. And that's why the pantaloons that you were asked to wash but never did were golden. (View Post)

But yesterday was Thursday, Thursday. Today it is Friday, Friday. Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards. (View Post)

Even being butt raped by Dorn's sword outside a burning orphanage and screaming in agony while clutching onto the very last moments of my soon to be ended life would seem to be vastly preferable to r… (View Post)

If I could choose to be any kind of tool then I would have to a fleshlight. Yes, that isn't a typo. (View Post)

When I grow older, I wanna make sweet sweet threesome love with a beholder and an umberhulk. Oooh, throw in a bassilisk too and lets make it an orgy! (View Post)