Cross dressers are a thing. And thats all I'll say on that. (View Post)

Sort of a prelude to my last one. DM:You find yourself surrounded by statues. They are very realistic and all seem to be fleeing. Fighter:Shit. Its basilisks. Bard:Could be a medusa. Fighter:Basilisk… (View Post)

DM:You come across an elf in the woods approaching you, asking for help. Her skin is dark black and her hair is white. Fighter:Its a drow. We kill her. Paladin:Wait! Shes asking for help! Fighter:Fin… (View Post)

Necklace of fireballs. Not even once. (View Post)

If we do this Imoen should be played by the DM's sister. (View Post)