I can't help but feel his entire argument can be boiled down too "CLASSICAL FANTASY SUCKS! UP WITH GRIM DARK SAD STORIES!" (View Post)

See, all this is why I just made a deal with lovecraftian style elder gods to have a computer build out of the flesh and souls of the damned and an OS powered by the souls of unborn babies. Its rea-W… (View Post)

I had BBQ flavored crickets before. I'm fairly sure they count. The next poster still holds out hope that someday they'll have a best friend whos a dinosaur. (View Post)

Don't worry. Its not his foot.* Also I attempt to use as many choices as I can all at once then work out how they can fit together in a way I find amusing and works within my ideals of the narrative.… (View Post)

To seduce Anomen. Duh. (View Post)