I think it'd be worth sharing my definition of alignment here before I participate fully. In my mind lawful does not mean "obeys the law!" and chaotic does not mean "Fuck da police!&qu… (View Post)

True! Secretly deep inside there is a cuddle monster wanting to break its chains and make the world pay...In cuddles! The next poster is *not* an alien lifeform come to earth to impregnate our women. (View Post)

You fool! You think you can stop m- O-oh god! HELP! HEEELP! GET IT OFFFF! (View Post)

The lone carrot warrior prepares for battle... Bring it, heathens! (Credit to visunu on Deviant Art. I googled Carrot Warrior and was not disappointed.) (View Post)

I'll take it! Now if you excuse me I'm going to ride off into the sunset and become a pirate harassing travelers on the sea while having a deep inner depth and sense of honor over a war lost. I might… (View Post)