Its a well known fact by DMs everywhere that a player's job is to ruin our plans, @Rewolf just demonstrated why perfectly. Make your game about Badlur's Gate? Where do you think they'll want to go fi… (View Post)

DM:You meet a woman in the woods, shes a muscular woman in a helmet carrying a sword and dagger. She walks up to you and challenges your best male fighter to a fight and offers to join your cause sho… (View Post)

DM:You come across an ogre screaming ab- Bard:I moon the ogre! Fighter:Goddammit, no chaotic random bards! We've been over this! DM:The ogre hits you in the butt and you die. Bard:Man, this game suck… (View Post)

Honestly if you're going to it on a woman like Shar-teel try fighting alongside her and complimenting her battle tactics and ferocity. She might be vicious at first but if you appeal to what shes pro… (View Post)

Personally, I'm going to start calling any run where all the recruited NPCs are the opposite gender as CHARNAME a harem run. (View Post)