I'll take it! Now if you excuse me I'm going to ride off into the sunset and become a pirate harassing travelers on the sea while having a deep inner depth and sense of honor over a war lost. I might… (View Post)

Eh, what the hell. THE CARROTS (Okay, carrot) HAS OFFICIALLY JOINED WITH THE BANANA EMPIRE! Now wheres my riding pug? I believe I was promised a riding pug. (View Post)

Day 47. I have made my disguise work wonders but sadly I think I may have goofed. At one point I interbreed with one of them, producing a genuine abomination. I am not without love for it, but I fear… (View Post)

You fool! You think you can stop m- O-oh god! HELP! HEEELP! GET IT OFFFF! (View Post)

The lone carrot warrior prepares for battle... Bring it, heathens! (Credit to visunu on Deviant Art. I googled Carrot Warrior and was not disappointed.) (View Post)