Anyone except another (half-)elf chick. Edwin would be hilarious (because of the Nether Scroll) but I feel like he belongs to Alora. Haer'Dalis could be good. Nalia is a fine candidate. Valygar... I … (View Post)

Sometimes, when I'm rolling up four to six new PCs for the Black Pits, I forget what results I have stored. Hitting "Recall" overwrites what I have, so it's impossible to compare a new roll… (View Post)

That's awesome. We bribed the minotaur in the Caves of Chaos (Keep on the Borderland) to help us against the gnolls, but we didn't have any porn. Hell yeah, the absolute BEST abuse of one's enemies t… (View Post)

Negatory. I repeat, negatory. The surgeon general contra-indicates reading bad fiction. (View Post)

Too many civilians tend to die when I don't pay them, so I usually do pay. (View Post)