"Ya! oh wait," -reads thread- "oh. um," -jedi hand wave- "these aren't the paladins you're looking for." -shuffles away- "hey paladin it's me, your god. i need you … (View Post)

sorry, i don't get out much. i'm usually here =p (View Post)

he sure will be. twice =p (View Post)

pretty sure these are floating around somewhere in this thread, but i don't feel like searching through 79 pages =p (View Post)

maybe he's got an ancestral bloodline on his mother's side that goes all the way back to Alucard =p (View Post)