Whoa whoa. Mazzy? Mazzy can't be a paladin because she's a halfling and Second Edition Rules. Her gender has nothing to do with it. (View Post)

You cannot cure ignorance with fire--only with education. (I don't know if anyone said that before me, but I said it now, and I think it makes me sound damn cool. B) ) (View Post)

Unfortunately, it was the last of the batch. (View Post)

Unfortunately, the only one compatible for miles around was @Anduin. (View Post)

Fortunately, the ferrets had a back-up supply hidden away beneath a tree! (View Post)