It's not the spiders you need to be afraid of, it's the crabs. (View Post)

That's literally not possible. (View Post)

Ya know, if I could learn everything I needed to know about something in two paragraphs or less I feel like internet culture has really done something positive. "Why did we have a Civil War in t… (View Post)

Ferrets are like the ninjas of the sea. (View Post)

@wubble You bet your glorious golden pantaloons they are! Nothing says "I'm better than you" than gold. (View Post)