"Now, Timmy, what happens to little boys who don't believe in God?" 'Their intestines are bored out and used as an amniotic sac to contain parasitic space spiders until they are at the seco… (View Post)

I downloaded my copy of The Bard's Tale and went all retro with the original trilogy tonight on my tablet - bluetooth keyboard for the win! I completely forgot how easy it is to get slaughtered, cons… (View Post)

"Seriously, Melodornificus Rextomerael Helmwoodershven (only exact, full, proper names will be used) how many times did you reload when we were dating? A real man would have done a hardcore play… (View Post)

33) You still find the outside world barren, uncomfortable, and tragic when compared to the shining light that is this forum. 34) Turns out your eyes are just irradiated from blowing your own face of… (View Post)

@nimran Oddly, also works in reference to the Paladin's Pantaloons. (View Post)