Oh god... This damn volcano.... *sigh* this must be the trial by fire to weed out the weak players from the hardcore ones... Ok. The party wakes up. Thankfully a god squirrel hasn't eaten them in the… (View Post)

Wait, so does this mean I don't have to start a resistance to fight our oppressors. *Pulls out a cell phone* hey guys, The resistance is off, Its off! Yeah I'll still pay for the drinks. No, put the … (View Post)

@OlvynChuru‌ Actually I meant Siberia. I wrote that at like 1 AM (View Post)

OK think I've got all my problems sorted out and I can start posting regularly again. I promise. The party wakes up at an inn inside a giant tree with a massive hangover. As far as places these nutca… (View Post)

@Metalloman‌ Oh that makes more sense but it doesn't count as a hat, to me at least. i guess it acts like one. (View Post)