@KidCarnival I can assure you beyond a shadow of a doubt that I will never open a box labeled "spider safehouse" (View Post)

I was originally going to put him on a pony and pull him back but that sounds much better. I can do that because I'm a myconid. (View Post)

I'm too lazy to press the pause button (View Post)

They were planning an insurrection and were waiting for Melicamp to lead them into battle. But then you turned him back and now leaderless decided to turn their rage on you. (View Post)

It'd be a crap movie meant to draw in as many BG sheep(not many) as possible and leave everyone disappointed in the same way a girl who teases you with sex and then says. "I just don't like you … (View Post)